Kids funny quotes for the Day...

So I need to document some of the funny quotes the children have said in the last few months...

DAX-

This happened awhile ago, but I need to write it down so I dont forget.. So my nephew was watching Dax one night, and he gave him some Oreos. And this was the conversation- Dax," These oreos are so DAMN good!" my nephew, " What did you say?" Dax, " You heard me." Classic dax.

AVA-

Yesterday, I was in cleaning my room, and Ava who is only 2 1/2, in her princess dress up and a purse, sits down on the floor by me and says, "Mom, lets have a talk."

My favorite thing right now that I just cant bring myself to change is the way Ava says things.. the other day Ava was singing a song about " DOMALD duck" and when she is mad at me, she says, " im not calking to you, im calking to Dax"( or Ryen, or Dad.. whomever she chooses for the moment) and her favorite disney character is "KINKERBELL"